Who gets anything right on the first try? Sure, Central Park is a natural wonderland, stuck in the middle of one of the busiest islands in the world, but architects Olmsted and Vaux were just getting warmed up. They truly perfected their craft when they built Prospect Park, Brooklyn's lush oasis and outdoor playland.

Let Manhattan deal with tourists cluttering the bike lanes and picnic spots; you'll be hanging with your neighbors, reppin' your block in 100% cotton. Pro-tip: they don't call paddleboats "pleasure boats" for nothing. Get to the park, already!

Each unisex shirt is available in limited quantities in blue/yellow, gray/white and pink/black. Backorders will be filled soonish! Designed + photographed by Madelyn Owens; made in Brooklyn at the Gowanus Print Lab.